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Fruitcake Fruitcake  
Food? No. Projectile? Biological Weapon? Maybe...

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Some basic questions:
  1. Who would eat this?
  2. In fact, who would even conceive of making this and calling it food?
  3. Even ignoring (1) and (2), who in their right mind would give this to someone and call it a "present"?
This has to be one of the all-time longest-standing neuroses of families across the world. Please send your fruitcake-afflicted "friends" and relatives to so that they may draw their own conclusions from the vote this item receives.

If you're not convinced that this is the most hideous so-called food in the world, I have one link for you that will forever put you off your fruitcake habit. Click here, if you dare: Frightful Fruitcake

My friend has a theory that there is actually just one fruitcake in the world, and that fruitcake just gets passed on from one unwilling recipient to the next. Could be, could be...

Saturday, December 23, 12:27 2006 GMT

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