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1. Sharper Image Handsfree Can Opener
  Drawer fodder: cuts an edge that's as dull as the owner
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I've never understood why anyone with functioning hands would want an electric can opener at all, but this takes it to a whole new level.

"Cordless for convenient use anywhere---all around the kitchen or out camping, too." Yeah! I can't even count how many times I've been walking down the street and suddenly I'm confronted with a drop-dead-critical must-cut-this-instant can-opening emergency. I'll feel comfortable with this unit at my side, especially when I'm roughing it out in the wilderness and banging my can of Dinty Moore against the local rocks and animals isn't giving me satisfaction. Hope I remember my spare batteries!
  Saturday, December 23, 12:52 2006 GMT
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