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11. Soap Genie Automatic Soap & Lotion Dispenser
  Why use bar soap when you can buy a chiming, $40 electronic gadget?
  http://www.sharperimage.com/us/e...
 
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5: blows chunks (3341 votes)
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Remember those "automatic" motion sensor sink faucets that they seem to love to install in airports, McDonald's restaurants, bus stations, casinos, and other high-class venues? You know, the one that's supposed to be more hygienic, but that you nearly always end up frantically waving your hands in front of and eventually punching with your fist because the damn water doesn't come out?

Well, now you can have this same excellent, paradigm-shifting technology in your own home, in the form of a flimsy, plastic, battery-powered soap dispenser. No longer will you be forced to lift heavy objects (e.g. soap) when it's time to wash your hands.

Just place your hand underneath the unit's friendly infrared laser beam (elbow rest and motorized arm moving accessories available), wait just a tad for the unit's fuzzy logic processor to distinguish the presence of your hand from, say, flies or floating dust (see Sharper Image Air Purifier), and you will not only be rewarded with a goop of slimy soap measured precisely to the nearest microdollap, but you will also be lulled to complete contentment with your purchase by a pleasing chime.

Definitely worth the money.
  Saturday, December 23, 11:34 2006 GMT
12. The Tingler
  Would you pay $20 for a head rake?
  http://www.massage-tools.com/tin...
 
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5: blows chunks (1835 votes)
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What is going on with the human race?
Has it really come to this?

$20 for a glorified garden hand rake that you use to prod your head?

How about just snuggle your noggin up against the nearest street cleaner as it drives by? You can use the $20 to check in to your local insane asylum instead!
  Saturday, December 23, 10:29 2006 GMT
13. Underwear
  Just what I always wanted...how nice.
  http://www.kohls.com/products/pr...
 
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5: blows chunks (3799 votes)
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What is your mother or grandmother trying to tell you when she consistently buys you underwear, year after year?
  • you couldn't possibly think to buy it yourself?
  • strange odors tell her of a possible need?
  • she couldn't think of anything else to get you?
Whatever it is, it's got to stop!
  Saturday, December 23, 11:45 2006 GMT
14. iPulse Bear Speaker System and Light Show for iPod & MP3
  Dumpster bait for the Shaper Image Generation
  http://www.sharperimage.com/us/e...
 
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4: sucks (3299 votes)
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Irresistibly cute awful speakers!

Every day I see it on the table, I fight off an irresistible urge to grab it by it's icky plastic scruff and haul it off to the nearest Salvation Army Surplus depot...but I'm not sure I want to subject them or anyone else to this to this irritating freak of mass production.
  Saturday, December 23, 10:42 2006 GMT
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