"It's just what I've
always wanted—how nice."
What else can you say when your
friend or loved one has wasted so much of his or her time buying you
that ugly tie, foot spa, ice cream maker, battery-powered
Tingly-Tronic™ vibra-massager, or two-inch, Santa-themed lemon
chiffon ceramic butter knife?
Long, long ago in ages now forgotten, people were moved to give gifts
by their own honest desire to make someone happy. What on earth
businesses have stolen Christmas, Chanukah, and even birthdays, and
twisted these traditions into an absurd, money-oriented guilt-fest
where otherwise rational people feel obligated to buy
"presents" for each other. Since most of us already have what we want
or need, we end up getting shockingly useless stuff
website showcases the absolute worst of the worst. We invite you to
check out our Recently Added Presents or
our Hall of Shame—if you dare. All
the useless, aggravating presents listed here were contributed by our
readers. We encourage you to vote the absolute worst
presents to the top of the list!
We also invite you to add more horrific presents
to our list; your entry may even get voted into the Hall of Shame!
It's free and completely anonymous (we don't even ask
you for a name, login, email, or userid). We can all suffer
It is our sincere hope that this website will entertain you, but also
inspire you and your friends or loved ones to form a Mutual
Non-Insanity Pact for upcoming holidays or birthdays.
Instead of wasting time running around malls making corporate
executives richer, why not spend that time at home
with your friends and loved ones, enjoying each
other's company in the original spirit of giving?
In case you're a glutton for punishment, you can check out more of the
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Baby Websites - stupidest-baby-sites.com
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Blogs - stupidest-blogs.com
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